I'm pretty sure I haven't posted this yet. xD But anyway, it's to the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King. (Speaking of which, Google "In the Hall of the Moutain King" - yes, with the typo - and click the first YouTube vid, the Dragonball one. xD It's hilarious, just cus of the song.)
Everyone eats too much Coke.
I hate that because they get all fat, demented, bloated, and chunky.
They look ugly that way, because nobody likes balloons anymore,
Especially when they're these wrinkled tan things that look like monkeys.
And monkeys are the ugliest things in the world, you know why? =
Because they spend so much time grinning that their faces get frozen in these weird positions that just stick out.
The end of the world,
Shadow Cullen
Everyone eats too much Coke.
I hate that because they get all fat, demented, bloated, and chunky.
They look ugly that way, because nobody likes balloons anymore,
Especially when they're these wrinkled tan things that look like monkeys.
And monkeys are the ugliest things in the world, you know why? =
Because they spend so much time grinning that their faces get frozen in these weird positions that just stick out.
The end of the world,
Shadow Cullen
Nothing new there!