Weird Moments

Uh, here's one.

My friend's Math teacher said, "If I could do one thing before I died, I'd get laid." I nearly choked on my water hearing that one. Ugh, I mean, a male teacher saying that to some girls! Disgusts me!

Also, at lunch, a few of my friends and I had apple juice, and Nick and Noble go, "Damn, this stuff looks like beer! Cheers!" And then they proposed a toast, so we did. Then, they drank it and started acting bozzed. xD No amount of words could describe that! Especially since one of them was Asian! (Drunk Asian boy... For some reason, that just...)

Those are some good ones. Mine are just plain awkward. xD
For example, someone on the bus informed me the my eyes look like colored contacts. xD This made me laugh at first, but then I became self-conscious and embarrassed.

xD Sometimes that could be taken as a compliment. xD Depending on how they meant it.
Good ones? xD More like disturbing ones!

Yeah, I get to be ol' fake eyes. xD
Yours gave me the jollies though. I enjoyed them. xD
(This was a great thread idea!)

xD Hullo fake eyes!
Wait? xD The fact that a teacher told me he wanted to get laid, and two of my guy friends "got drunk" gave you the jollies? xD Well then.
(Thank ye, dear! Glad you enjoy it!)

Oh, and it was German theme day at school yesterday.

xD Now you're going to call me that, aren't you?
Yes, my apologies, but the weirdest things tickle my fancy. xD I have a warped sense of humor.
(It's lots of fun sharing odd moments. ^_^)

Ooh, does your school teach German? Or was it just for fun?

xD If you want me too!
Ah, don't we all? xD
(Yes it is!)

Yes. xD They do.

I bet you want to. xD While you're at it, you may call me Jack Merridew.
Some are unfortunately normal. xD I just happened to end up twisted. Things that would make others laugh, bore me. The opposite is also true. xD

Neat! ^_^ So does mine! I love the German exchange students.

xD Alrighty I shall do that!
Ooh, someone like me!

I love the exchange students in general! Ooh, we have Asians this year! xD

Hohoho. xD You're actually going to do it?
Yes! Though I assume that even our humor differs. xD I say this because you seem a lot more clever than me. Foolish people like dumb things. xD

My school gets Japanese students next year. This year is French I think.

Possibly. xD You'll just have to see.
I do? xD Me? Clever? Lies you tell...

Ooh, lucky! xD We have Chinese and Korean. And also we have Brazilian, Argentian and British. (Ooh, that one is a hit with all they girls! xD We adore his accent)

Now I am in suspense. xD Will you, or will you not...
The truth! It is the truth! xD I'm just a happy airhead; you seem intelligent and calculating. Analyzing life to the fullest.

British. *_*

xD You'll just have to find out!
Ooh good! xD That's how I was hoping to come across!

He reminds me of Kingsley Martin! xD

Yes, I shall. xD I shall indeed. Ooh! I can't wait! Which one will you try out first?
xD Then you succeeded. I think you are rather brilliant.

Well, well, well. xD

Elderly Old Queen wrote:Yes, I shall. xD I shall indeed. Ooh! I can't wait! Which one will you try out first?
xD Then you succeeded. I think you are rather brilliant.

Well, well, well. xD

Check the VM I sent you. xD You'll see.
Ooh, thank ye dear! That makes me very happy indeed!

Yes. xD Except for the fact that he is not trapped in Hell forever.

I saw. xD And I giggled. (Yeah, surprisingly it wasn't my Santa Claus laugh.)
It's funny how my honesty works. xD Sometimes I brutally offend people, but other times I delight them. I'm glad that I didn't worsen your day.

Maybe that will be his future. xD

Elderly Old Queen wrote:I saw. xD And I giggled. (Yeah, surprisingly it wasn't my Santa Claus laugh.)
It's funny how my honesty works. xD Sometimes I brutally offend people, but other times I delight them. I'm glad that I didn't worsen your day.

Maybe that will be his future. xD

xD Ooh, an accomplishment indeed!
Yes. xD Such a complicated grand thought.

Ooh, hopefully not!
(Uke says hi by the way)

Yeah. xD That adds to the weird moments list! (Everyone always tells me to giggle again when they first hear me. xD Apparently, I am different than all the other children.)
I figure that I might as well continue to be honest, don't you think that's a good idea? It's much easier and I'm lazy. xD

That would be a dismal fate. xD
(He's over again? xD)

xD How interesting. Different than all the other children? Well obviously!
Yes. xD Honesty is the best policy! Like Lincoln!

Yes... xD Very much so.
(xD Isn't he always over? Right now, at 12:55, he's singing "I Like It" and jumping up and down on my bed... The crazy...)

To get this back on topic. ^^ Points to above statement about Uke. And then I was dancing with Eric (I dun know why...) and he started singing that song too... The crazies they are...

And then once at lunch, Nick and J Lin started this coversation about Enrique Iglesias. And Sam and I wtf'ed. And then Nick goes, "Dammit, you know you think he's hot." And then Ellen walks by and heard him and started singing, "You think he's seeexy! Are we talking about Ben or Eric?"

And then another time, we were talking about Rohit and J Lin's history class. And so, Rohit goes, "Yeah. We were talking about Jeggings and Mr. S asked if girls should get to wear them. And all of us raised our hands." And then J Lin turned bright red and Sam and I were like, "Even you J Lin?" And he started blushing and laughing.

Yes, pretty obvious. xD I feel like such a reject. A happy reject, though.
Mr. President? xD Maybe he was lazy too.

Will you make him pay for your bed if he breaks it? xD

Haha, I'm never on topic, am I? xD I should fix that someday.
Who's Enrique? xD Another unknown school child?
I had a French teacher named Mr. S. He was neat; he had a green mohawk. xD

Hooray! At last some stories to keep me moderately on topic. ^_^ I liked those.

Elderly Old Queen wrote:Yes, pretty obvious. xD I feel like such a reject. A happy reject, though.
Mr. President? xD Maybe he was lazy too.

Will you make him pay for your bed if he breaks it? xD

Haha, I'm never on topic, am I? xD I should fix that someday.
Who's Enrique? xD Another unknown school child?
I had a French teacher named Mr. S. He was neat; he had a green mohawk. xD

Hooray! At last some stories to keep me moderately on topic. ^_^ I liked those.

Whoo for happy rejects! xD
Who? Lincoln? xD Lazy? My goodness! Let's hope my 4-6th grade Social Studies teacher doesn't read this!

Yes. xD However he's too skinny to break it!

xD No. Ah well, life is boring if it's on topic.
My word! xD You've never heard of Enrique Iglesias? *gasp* Here...

Ooh, a green mohawk! My school would never hire someone like that! xD The closest we have is Mr. S who is in the military.

Whoo! xD Glad you enjoyed them.

I don't think I like that Enrique man. xD

xD What's wrong with him?

He's too frisky for my likings. xD

xD Well, that's an interesting way to put it. But yes, he reminds me of Uke in a way.